Dane FREAKING Cook

So to pick up where I left off in my last post. Hollywood Improv..

So the next day at work I was made aware of a Red Bulletin party that was being thrown in Hollyweird. I was over exhausted but decided it would be a good idea, which is another reason why i am Still sick..deathly sick..

The party was a lot of fun. Of course it was, it was a Red Bull party what do you expect?

Somehow I ended up at Ryan Sheckler's cabana (who is one of our athletes) and while the majority of the people were drinking it up, I was taking full advantage of the free food and gorged myself in DELICIOUS hamburgers.. yeah thats right. all the skinny girls trying to look good for Ryan and his possy, and I am the big girl eating all the food. #notashamed

I actually met a pretty cool guy who lives with Ryan and he's guided me in some things to do while in L.A. The first of which he recommended was Disney Land. Which only legitimized his coolness in my eyes.

While at the party, I noticed from across the tent Dane Cook..just chillin. FREAKING dane COOK! just hanging out...I wondered if I was the only one who noticed because no one was even looking at him...which I took note of, and stopped acting like a fool..that was until I got on the elevator..and who was I smashed up against..that's right. Dane Freaking Cook.

All the girls were being loud and trying to get his attention and suddenly confident Haley went SILENT. I just looked straight ahead and tried to make sure I was still breathing. since we were in the back (we as in me and DANE FREAKING COOK) we waited until girls got off then he said something to me, and I didn't understand him, so I just kept walking..real nice Haley.. geez!

So i get to my car and i look across the street and Dane FREAKING cook is getting in his, and I say a silent goodbye to myself as I figure I will NEVER see him again, and get in my car.

This is where the comedy club comes into play...

So on my way home, Theo (the comedian from the night before) asks me to stop by the club. He does some different things for Comedy Central and diff podcasts and such, and was recording part of his show up at the comedy club. Usually I would have not gone because I was utterly exhausted but I was already in Hollyweird and decided to just stop in, what was 10 minutes gonna kill me.. (well its killing me now, but thats a different story)

When I walk into the club, who is the first person I make eye contact with? DANE FREAKING COOK. Not lying. We both make the "I know you face" and he from across the bar goes, "Hey, I just rode the elevator with you"...so I made my way over to him...he said "yeah I tried to make a joke about you...I was trying to be funny...it didn't work" I introduced myself to his friends and then I said "Hi, I'm Haley" and he shakes my hand, looks me dead in the HEART and says "I'm Dane." No SH*&*&T you're dane. I am fully aware of that.

At this point, I see Theo coming my way and make my way over to him..

Part 3 Done